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We’re doing a Charity Water live stream this Sunday! 17 December 2010 at 5:12 pm by Admin

We're doing a Charity Water live stream this Sunday! screenshot

Hope you’re Friday is going well. I’ve just got a couple of quick announcements for you, then I’ll let you get back to whatever you were doing.

First off, I wanted to remind you to vote for your favorite game in The Destructoid Show readers choice award. It’s free and easy, all you need it a Twitter account. Just tweet ” My @dtoid game of the year vote is: #dtoid-(blank) ” with (blank) replaced with your favorite game of 2010 (with no caps, spaces or other punctuation; examples — haloreach and metroidotherm) and presto! Your vote has been cast.

We’re closing the ballots on Sunday, 12am PST, so hurry up an vote already!

The second announcement is that we’re holding a Charity Water live stream event this Sunday from 12-8pm PST. We’ll be playing as many water themed games as we can find (James Pond, Fluidity, Hydrophobia, various water temples, Ecco the Dolphin, etc) to commemorate the occasion. Seeing Niero working on that shirt last night also got me inspired to create a special edition Charity Water Destructoid shirt, to be sold in limited quantities for the charity.

Those are the two prototypes I’m working with right now. What do you think? Would you buy either of them, knowing that the profits would go towards building a well for people with no access to clean water?

+ Shadow Guardian is more Uncharted than Uncharted By Admin 15 December 2010 at 4:40 am and have No Comments

Shadow Guardian is more Uncharted than Uncharted screenshot

Gameloft makes no secret of its modus operandi — copy other games in order to bring iOS gamers the kind of experiences that the original publishers won’t bring themselves. Halo, Grand Theft Auto, Call of Duty and even Guitar Hero have all been lifted, but Shadow Guardian may be the most shameless of the lot.

I’m a big supporter of Gameloft and I love what they do, but even I have to raise an eyebrow at this one. Shadow Guardian isn’t like Uncharted … it IS Uncharted. The smart-mouthed hero, the treasure-hunting scenario, the locations, the gameplay, absolutely everything is lifted from Naughty Dog’s PS3 classic. At least N.O.V.A tried to have some original concepts buried under the Bungie love. 

That said, Gameloft gets away with it as usual because of one simple thing — Naughty Dog will never bring an Uncharted game to mobile phones. You’ll never play Drake’s Deception on the iPad. Might as well let Gameloft step in and do what it does best. Ain’t hurtin’ nobody.

Shadow Guardian will be out on December 16, along with N.O.V.A 2.

+ Everything is Terrible pays tribute to 90’s gaming By Admin 12 December 2010 at 10:00 am and have No Comments

Everything is Terrible pays tribute to 90's gaming screenshot

It was Jon Carnage who first introduced me to the the genius of Everything is Terrible. “No hamburgers, no pizza, no movies, no television” is uttered by someone here at Dtoid HQ at least once a day. That’s just one example of how their brand of tribute/mockery can get under your skin.

I wonder if anything from this video will also become a household catch phrase? There is a lot here to choose from. Personally, I can’t pick just one line to pick up and run with.

I am a little disappointed though to see no reference to that classic Turbographx-16 promo video. That was my personal favorite growing up. It also would have been awesome if something from the Destructoid Show popped up in there. I’m just as goony as these guys (if not more so) don’t you think?

Maybe someday…

Random Time! – This is what gaming was like in the 90s [GoNintendo]

 

 

+ Bit.Trip FLUX teaser today, Lilt Line release tomorrow By Admin 12 December 2010 at 7:30 am and have No Comments

Bit.Trip FLUX teaser today, Lilt Line release tomorrow screenshot

If you beat the Bit.Trip stocking level in the bland-but-serviceable free 2D platformer Mission in Snowdriftland, you unlock this teaser image for Bit.Trip FLUX. I’ve played the game, which gives me the proper context to understand what’s going on here, but how about you? What do you think this is all about?

In other Gaijin Games news, Lilt Line is getting it’s long awaited release on WiiWare tomorrow. We plan on doing a live stream of the game, as well as the two more under-appreciated games in the Bit.Trip series (CORE and VOID) tomorrow afternoon, so watch for that. Members of the Gaijin Games team intend to stop by, so bring your questions.

There will be much Dubstepping.

[Thanks NintenDaan!]

+ Dtoid (the show): Resident Evil Genesis and Kratos Kombat By Admin 08 December 2010 at 5:40 pm and have No Comments

Dtoid (the show): Resident Evil Genesis and Kratos Kombat screenshot

My computer is being an ass again, so I can’t watch this episode at the moment. As that horrendous, monumentally irritating robot-car-man said in the second live action Transformers movie “Looks like it’s time for an upgrade.”

I remember some things about this epsiode though. Tara is beautiful and charming as always, as she discusses the best way to play Sega Genesis games on the iPhone and Android, David Jaffe’s twitter, the new Facebook phenomenon, and the new Ghostbusters game. I know I said stuff too. Something about the new survival horror title coming to the Wii next year, the Resident Evil games on the 3DS, Kratos and the rest of the cast of Mortal Kombat, and Twister Sister maybe? Again, I can’t really remember, but if I got any of that wrong, I’ll update my post and buy you all cookies.

The big thing that’s different about this episode is that we’re kicking off our charity drive to help build wells in parts of the world where clean water is in limited supply. I’m sure we’ll be doing a charity live stream for the cause soon enough, but if you want donate now, head over to Revision3.com/charitywater. Show the world that our fans are just as awesome as Tekzilla’s fans (who have already raised over $5,000) by helping us to raise more money than they did.

That’s assuming your a fan of this show. Are you? If so, you might as well subscribe to it on YouTube or iTunes (in HD or large sizes). As a great man once said, its “roasted like ever.”

+ New Balance Board horror game coming from Marvelous By Admin 07 December 2010 at 7:00 pm and have No Comments

New Balance Board horror game coming from Marvelous screenshot

One of the things that’s mystified me about the whole Kinect-craze is that for the most part, the Kinect games on the market right now aren’t doing anything that can’t already be done on the Wii Balance Board. Only through the work of hackers have I seen the really interesting things that Kinect can do. Most of the retail games for the thing so far don’t do anything different than mini-games in Wii Fit Plus, except with better depth perception, but worse lag.

Thing is, 3rd parties never really supported the Balance Board, not like they’ve supported Kinect so far. That’s the number one reason to buy it a Kinect over the Balance Board — people are actually making games for it.

That’s why I’m so shocked about this announcement from Marvelous. For whatever reason, they’ve decided to make a Balance Board game now, years after the hype around the device has cooled. Not much is known about the game at the moment, but it’s coming out in Japan pretty soon (March 24th), and it’s called Ikenie no Yoru. According to my shabby Japanese, that roughly translates to Night Sacrifice, but I could be wrong about that.

Marvelous has yet to let me down when it comes to Wii development, so I’m feeling pretty optimistic about this one. I’m scouring the Internet for scans as we speak for scans of the game. Stay tuned!

This week’s flying get [Andriasang]

+ Rumor: Kratos and partial roster for Mortal Kombat 9 By Admin 07 December 2010 at 6:05 pm and have No Comments

Rumor: Kratos and partial roster for Mortal Kombat 9 screenshot

Rumors are pouring in, videos are being take down from YouTube, and people are freaking out. You know what that means. Rumored info leak time!

First up is the report that Kratos will be a playable character in the PS3 version of Mortal Kombat. No word yet on if the Xbox 360 version is getting a character exclusive as well, but I would not be surprised to see Marcus Fenix, Master Chief, or some other 360-exclusive tough guy getting his invite to the Kombat parade.

The other news concerns a list of confirmed characters for the game, including Ermac, Goro, Kabal, Noob Saibot, Quan Chi, Shang Tsung, Sindel, Smoke, and Stryker. The list was garnered from some sound files (heard above) that were reportedly snagged from the Mortal Kombat 9 website, though they’re since been removed.

Sadly, none of this info can be confirmed as of right now, but the second this info is either made official or debunked ( or re-debunked), we’ll be sure to tell you about it.

Mortal Kombat 9 website leaks characters [Shoryuken]
Kratos playable Mortal Kombat 9 guest character [Shoryuken]

+ Capcom comments on Super Street Fighter 4’s new Akuma By Admin 07 December 2010 at 7:40 am and have No Comments

Capcom comments on Super Street Fighter 4's new Akuma screenshot

There’s already been a sizable amount of internet drama surrounding the new, purple skinned Akuma. Certain fans think that what we’re seeing here is a revamped version of Shin Akuma; a powered-up version of the character who’s appeared in select Capcom games since Street Fighter Alpha 2. There is another camp that certain that this isn’t Shin Akuma, and have instead taken to calling him “Oni Akuma”. It may sound a like a little thing, but I’ve found that calling this new Akuma by “the wrong name” can be very upsetting to certain passionate fans.

Is there “right name” yet for this officially un-named character? Only Capcom knows, so I asked Capcom’s Seth Killian about this serious buisness, but all he was willing to say was — “Ahh, but that would be telling.  Even way back in his first appearance, was “Evil Ryu” really Ryu at all?  His warrior’s heart was swallowed up by the dark hadou, and what is Ryu without that pure-hearted drive? Is Darth Vader really Anakin Skywalker? All will be revealed!

Answering a direct question with more questions is a classic Killian move, and something I should have expected. Still, I can’t deny that it’s fun to speculate, and clearly that’s what Seth is hoping we’ll do from here.

I’m up for some guessing, how about you? Hit the jump for my theory on this new Akuma-looking guy, and hopefully, a few of theory’s from you guys as well.

Based on Killian’s hints, my guess is that this “new Akuma” isn’t Akuma at all; it’s the dark hadou in physical form. You remember when Venom’s symbiote suit hopped off Venom for a few seconds at the end of Spider-Man 3? I’m thinking that’s what we might be looking at hear, in dark hadou form.

There are a couple of ways that this could come about. If memory serves, Evil Ryu was “born” from being shot by Adon in one the Street Figther Alpha manga, so something similar could happen to Akuma in the next iteration of Super Street Fighter 4. He could get shot or otherwise physically mained, which would trigger the dark hadou in a way that his body can’t control. I sort of doubt that Capcom will do that route though, as mixing conventional firearms with Street Fighter isn’t really their style. Still, it’s possible. 

I’m more inclined to think that by Super Street Fighter 4: Arcade Edition, Akuma will have grown so powerful with the dark hadou that he can no longer contain it. He’s already got a lot of Shin Akuma’s powers in Super Street Fighter 4, so it would stand to reason that his body is reaching the apex of how much dark hadou it can hold, and that the hadou could be strong enough to exist outside of Akuma’s body. How could that happen? Well, the dark hadou might remove itself from Akuma on its own, Akuma may reject it himself, or it could be forced out of him by Gouken, kind of like how Gouken suppresses the dark hadou in Ryu in Akuma’s ending in Street Fighter 4.

OK, enough geeking out from me, I want to hear from you guys. Who (or what) do you guys think this new Akuma-looking guy is? Do any of my theories make sense? Is this all too geeky for you to handle?

+ RUMOR: Evil Ryu and Shin Akuma for Street Fighter 4 3DS By Admin 05 December 2010 at 10:00 am and have No Comments

RUMOR: Evil Ryu and  Shin Akuma for Street Fighter 4 3DS  screenshot

We heard a while back that the 3DS version of Super Street Fighter 4 would be getting all the content from the PS3/360 original, but what exactly “all” means in a situation like this is open to interpretation. It could mean “all of the content immediately available on the game disc”, or it could also include the stuff made available later on via in-game unlocking and DLC purchase.

It looks like the later may be the case. According to this rumor, Evil Ryu and Oni Akuma (seen above in their classic Capcom Vs. SNK 2 forms), will be making the jump to the 3DS port, and that’s not all. Yun and Yang are also rumored to be a part of the 3DS package, and one new 3DS-exclusive character may be in the cards as well. My vote goes to Haggar. They can just borrow his Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 character model for the day.

I think it’s pretty crazy that the 3DS version of the game is going to be so huge. Makes me wonder how much it’s going to cost, and how the fans will react either way. Will they feel slighted or grateful if the 3DS port costs less, but includes more, than the PS3/360 version of the game?

Shin Akuma and Evil Ryu proposed for HD DLC (will be in 3DS version) [Paul Gale Network]

+ Rumor: Oni Akuma and Evil Ryu in Super Street Fighter 4 By Admin 28 November 2010 at 10:00 am and have No Comments

Rumor: Oni Akuma and Evil Ryu in Super Street Fighter 4 screenshot

An alleged list of new achievements for Super Street Fighter 4 containing stuff from Super Street Fighter 4 Arcade Edition has hit the internet. The list includes images of Yun and Yang (two characters that have yet to be announced for the arcade version), Evil Ryu (all shirtless and red eyed) and a glowing purple guy that looks a lot like Akuma. Internet people have already taken to calling this purple man “Oni Akuma” (Ogre Demon in Japanese), because one of the achievements correlated to his image is called “Birth of the Oni”. I like the name, so I’m rolling with it, though I expect some Street Figther fans will be irritated with me for that.

Speaking of which, a lot of folks are already calling this out as “definitely fake”, just like they did with the Street Fighter Vs. Tekken rumor, and multiple other Street Fighter related rumors that turned out to be real. There seems to be something about Street Fighter that makes a lot of its fans feel entitled to take on the role of honorary myth-buster. Why can’t they just learn to revel in the joy of a good rumor like the rest of us? Street Fighter 4 producer Yoshinori Ono sure can.

SSF4 achievements show Yun & Yang, possibly Evil Ryu [EventHubs]