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Games of the Week for 12/12/2010: Crazed 12 December 2010 at 8:30 pm by Admin

Games of the Week for 12/12/2010: Crazed screenshot

There’s no reason for the above image other than my own personal amusement. Carry on.

Destructoid played games during the last 7 Earth-standard days. You would refer to this specific quantity of time as a “week” and we do the same because we are perfectly normal people just like you. Please allow us to expound upon the games we played during this “week” and describe your own experiences in the comments below.

Chester: Marvel Pinball in Pinball FX 2. I’m obsessed with beating not only my wife’s scores, but everyone else on my friends list. This is going to become a problem.

Also: DC Universe Online beta for the PlayStation 3 was installed this morning, so I hope to spend some time with that; Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit; Renegade Kid’s new game ATV Wild Ride; and I swear, now that EA/BioWare is going to begin its Mass Effect 3 promotion, I will finish Mass Effect 2.

Bennett, C.:  Didn’t play a ton of stuff this week, but spent some time with Dead Nation, which reminds me of Diablo but with zombies. Spent some time chomping on the ghost train in Pac-Man Championship Edition DX, and spent many hours trying to beat my own Zuma Blitz score. Also, played the original Silent Hill for about ten minutes and wondered how I ever managed it through an entire game with what felt like having bricks tied to my feet.

North: Gran Turismo 5. I have that bitch tweaked for comfort. I have it set up so that I rarely tire of playing. The sound in races is turned town to 5%. I can barely hear the car. I have my own playlists set up for the music, set at 120% volume. Cheesy J-pop, of course. Like, the worst shit you can think of. The worse the song and the singer, the better I do in a race. You’d die if you heard this shit.

I did something similar with Forza 3. I tried opera and epic symphonic music. Bad stuff. Over-the-top stuff. Every race was hilarious. In both cases you can’t get mad when you lose.

Leray: The only thing I played was Pokemon SoulSilver on the plane en route to [redacted] where I saw [redacted].

Fuck year, Larvitar.

Tolentino: Staying in a timezone that’s the opposite of wherever you’re supposed to turn in your work has left me with a surprising amount of time to play games, which allowed me to cut deep into the backlog. In the course of a week I finished Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2, Red Faction Guerrilla, Red Dead Redemption and its “Undead Nightmare” DLC campaign.

Now to replay Mass Effect 2, since, y’know, I’ll need a Shepard to import.

Sterling: It’s been entirely mobile this week and nobody cares about that. Eternal Legacy has pretty much been the only thing I’ve had time for. It’s a fairly typical Gameloft game, which means it does a very impressive job of transferring someone else’s game over to the iPhone, and that’s a positive thing. Really solid JRPG-style thing.

Devore: Bejeweled 3, which continues to be incredible, and Dawn of War II, which continues to insist that one living being can be shot at for upwards of five minutes and somehow not die right away. It makes Dead Rising (even the Psychos) look like a simulation game in comparison.

Tolentino: Of course it takes longer than five minutes of uninterrupted fire to kill something in Dawn of War. You’re talking about characters from Warhammer 40k. Those dudes chew iron and spit out Bolter slugs.

Holmes: Pinball FX2, Splatterhouse, Resident Evil 4, No More Heroes 2, Pac-Man Championship DX, Everyday Shooter, and some other stuff I can’t remember. 

Concelmo: Played through the charming Costume Quest DLC “Grubbins on Ice” for review. Also, still playing Golden Sun: Dark Dawn for review — it’s long! Hopefully I will be done soon and can get the review up on the site. 

In between these games I played a little Sly 2: Honor Among Thieves and Prototype. Yay!

Aziz: Being all Hollywood with Chad, Tara and Max as we talk to people that make games. And now to see Uncharted 3!

Razak: I finally opened Enslaved and found one of my favorite games of the year inside. It took everything I liked about the new Prince of Persia and added a better story, more interesting characters and an actual battle system. If you haven’t checked it out please do.

+ Dtoid (the show): Dead Space, Sad Sony, and Blizzard By Admin 12 December 2010 at 8:00 pm and have No Comments

Dtoid (the show): Dead Space, Sad Sony, and Blizzard  screenshot

Sorry this episode is late. There was a render disaster last night at the Revision3 studios. Chalk it up to another case of e-Botulism.

As for what actually goes down Friday’s show, we go over the NPD numbers for November 2010, look at the future of Blizzard, check out new trailers for Dead Space 2, Dead Space Aftermath, Parasite Eve: The 3rd Birthday, and talk up Dead Rising on the iPhone. Jim Sterling also pops up to go over the reviews of last week. Great Job, Jim! And lest I forget, Uncharted 3 was announced this week. It’s sort of a big deal.

Sounds like a real bean feast of videogame journalism, does it not? If you like what you see here, subscribe to us on YouTube or iTunes (in HD or large sizes). If you do, you might win one of those cool new Xbox 360 controllers. It doesn’t cost you anything to subscribe, and you could end up winning something awesome.

If you do feel like spending a little money though, you can donate to our charity water fund. We gave shout outs to everyone that’s donated so far, and we’ll like to do the same for future contributors. If a million of you donate tomorrow, we may not be able to say your names, but at the very least, we’ll blow you some kisses.

+ Love Zombie makes me long for the zombie apocalypse By Admin 12 December 2010 at 7:00 pm and have No Comments

Love Zombie makes me long for the zombie apocalypse screenshot

There are a lot of reasons to hope for a zombie apocalypse; paper money would lose its worth, no one would have to go to work, and if a few of your least favorite friends get zombified, then you’d have a guilt-free excuse to bonk them on the head with a sledgehammer. 

Those are some of the usual zombie fantasies. You’ll notice that “everyone will be cuter” is not amongst them. That’s what makes this Love Zombie commercial so special. It gives us an alternate look at the zombie curse, one where the undead aren’t miserable, rotten, flesh eating monsters; they’re patty-cake loving pop stars with winning smiles and oversized overalls.

If that’s Armageddon, then sign me the f*ck up.

Love Zombie’s Adorable Commercial [AndriaSang]

+ Love Zombie makes me long for the zombie apocolypse By Admin 12 December 2010 at 7:00 pm and have No Comments

Love Zombie makes me long for the zombie apocolypse screenshot

There are a lot of reasons to hope for a zombie apocalypse; paper money would lose its worth, no one would have to go to work, and if a few of your least favorite friends get zombified, then you’d have a guilt-free excuse to bonk them on the head with a sledgehammer. 

Those are some of the usual zombie fantasies. You’ll notice that “everyone will be cuter” is not amongst them. That’s what makes this Love Zombie commercial so special. It gives us an alternate look at the zombie curse, one where the undead aren’t miserable, rotten, flesh eating monsters; they’re patty-cake loving pop stars with winning smiles and oversized overalls.

If that’s Armageddon, then sign me the f*ck up.

Love Zombie’s Adorable Commercial [AndriaSang]

+ Dtoid (the show) week 9: Yippie Kie-eye-ay Mother Trucker By Admin 12 December 2010 at 6:00 pm and have No Comments

Dtoid (the show) week 9: Yippie Kie-eye-ay Mother Trucker screenshot

Some times things don’t go as planned. Bruce Willis might drop the f-bomb on your nationally broadcast basketball game, Boglins might take over your live stream, or worse, your every-other-daily internet television show might get railroaded by technical difficulties at the last minute. One of those three things is the cause behind the lack of show that we had on Friday. I’m not going to tell you which it is, but I will tell you that if all goes well, we’ll have two episodes posted on Monday.

Still, we had got to post two pretty long, pretty good episodes of The Destructoid Show last week. Put together, and they’re over a half an hour, and are arguably more fun to watch than the VGA’s.

Or am I being too bold?

You be the judge. Both episodes from last week can be seen below. If you think the show sucks, let us know why. If you it like it, then why not go ahead and subscribe to us YouTube or iTunes (in HD or large sizes). You could win a prize.

For real.

+ Elder Scrolls V will use a new engine By Admin 12 December 2010 at 4:00 pm and have No Comments

Take a look around the internet and see what the biggest complaint about Bethesda’s games are. It’s that damn engine they’re all built on. Even people who would sacrafice their first born child in order to defend the honor of an Elder Scrolls or Fallout game readily admit that Gamebyro engine had its issues. Thankfully, Nick Breckon, community manager at Bethesda, confirmed that The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is running on a brand new engine.

Breckon tweeted, “We can now confirm that the TES V: Skyrim engine is all-new. And it looks fantastic.”

I’m pretty sure this is good news to all reading right now. Actually, I’d like to find out if that statement is true. Is anyone, anywhere sad to see the Gamebyro engine go away?

+ Deus Ex: Human Revolution goes extended with its trailer By Admin 12 December 2010 at 11:00 am and have No Comments

I’m not really one to talk about Deus Ex as my experiences with the first two games have been relatively limited, but damn does this sh*t look tight. Watching the recently released extended trailer above may prompt me to drive all the way to my parent’s house, dig through the pile of computer game boxes in the basement, find Deus Ex, install it on my POS computer and actually play all the way through it.

*Looks at giant pile of games waiting to be played next to his TV*

Well, maybe not, but damn it does look awesome. Hopefully this actually lands next year and we don’t have to wait any longer.

+ Everything is Terrible pays tribute to 90’s gaming By Admin 12 December 2010 at 10:00 am and have No Comments

Everything is Terrible pays tribute to 90's gaming screenshot

It was Jon Carnage who first introduced me to the the genius of Everything is Terrible. “No hamburgers, no pizza, no movies, no television” is uttered by someone here at Dtoid HQ at least once a day. That’s just one example of how their brand of tribute/mockery can get under your skin.

I wonder if anything from this video will also become a household catch phrase? There is a lot here to choose from. Personally, I can’t pick just one line to pick up and run with.

I am a little disappointed though to see no reference to that classic Turbographx-16 promo video. That was my personal favorite growing up. It also would have been awesome if something from the Destructoid Show popped up in there. I’m just as goony as these guys (if not more so) don’t you think?

Maybe someday…

Random Time! – This is what gaming was like in the 90s [GoNintendo]

 

 

+ Watch Captain Viridian pwn Super Meat Boy By Admin 12 December 2010 at 9:00 am and have No Comments

Watch Captain Viridian pwn Super Meat Boy screenshot

It was really cool to see the Pink Knight (from Castle Crashers) and the Ninja (from N+) in the XBLA version of the game, but they didn’t play all that differently from Meat Boy. More so, they didn’t make the excruciating task of getting a 100% on the game (and getting that final unlockable character) all that much easier.

That’s why I’m not that sad to see them swapped out for these new characters in the PC version of the game.  As you can see in the video above, Captain Viridian (from VVVVVV) is a total cheater, and it’s awesome. Teamed with Mr. Minecraft (and his similarly game-breaking abilities), I figure that I might finally be able to score that 100% completed bonus.

Or not. Seriously, I don’t think it’s possible for my brain to ever guide my hands towards making the right movements to beat the dark world version of Chapter 6. The brain simply wont abide.

+ Because Street Fighter/Sesame Street should be together By Admin 12 December 2010 at 8:00 am and have No Comments

Because Street Fighter/Sesame Street should be together screenshot

You may think that turning Sesame Street characters into Street Fighter characters doesn’t make much sense as you look over this collection of Sesame Street Fighter stickers, but for some reason it just works. Bert and Ernie as Ryu and Ken? Duh. Cookie Monster as E. Honda? Clearly. And Big Bird as Sagat? I think he’d totally agree with that.

Obviously these things are so random and obscure that they make a great gift for any five-year-old Street Fighter prodigy. We all know you’ve got a little brother or sister who has been kicking your ass at Super Street Fighter IV. Here’s your chance to show there’s no hard feelings that despite their younger age and inability to write clearly you’re OK with him/her kicking your ass every time you play the game.

Each sticker $2.41 and they’re about 4″ tall.

[Thanks, Matt C.]